Mystical Lightfighters

as my dad always said "if you're going to be dumb, you better be tough"

er no he always said "you little bastard, go away"...

my 4 year old has been singing the national anthem for a year now, no joke.
I sang it to her for bed time.

as much as i laugh every time i read this story, cause there is nothing funnier than someone shitty themselves, i had 2 assistant supers come up from Texas to show us how to build (in winter, they showed up in parkas, no joke, like they were going to hit the Iditarod). I had some dried serrano's i g...

i sewar iuse the exact same recipe, only i sub in 1 tbs of knob creek bourbon for the vanilla

so true, so GD true...

"the mistress of rage"

if shes has the buff "perma mood swing" i say we skip that one.

Loraly's joke reminded me of this one... Two guys are playing a round of golf one day. The round is going pretty well until they get stuck behind these two ladies playing slowly in front of them. After a while one of the guys decides to ask the ladies if his group could play through. He gets about h...

no not all of me

Grats Zelima on a 135 lb bench press!!!!

grats!

Beer can chicken buy a frier (4-6 lb whole chicken) get a 6 pack of beer (cheap shit beer, the kind americans like) rummage through your spice rack and pull out: 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon ground sage 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper mash...

cause every bit of AC helps

i have 28 or so Cam, youre welcome to them for free

yup, that centaur one made me spit coffee on the screen

tsk