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Conscience 1, Uberloot 0

PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2002 9:46 pm
by Imzakhor
This is the tale of my adventure in Umbral Plains.<br><br>(Peanut Gallery: Uh, Imzy, are you a moron? You are only level 42. What are you doing in Umbral Plains?)<br><br>QUIET. *ahem*<br><br>This is the tale of my adventure in Umbral Plains.<br><br>I was in Maiden's Eye the other night, and I could not find a group. So, I made the jaunt to Umbral Plains, where there were two guilds, Pandore and Triune, raiding. However, they were just finishing, and a Troll from Lunacy, named Hidious Troll (I liked him already) was just hanging out. Eventually, 3 others from his guild, named Darlissa, Vercingetorix, and Kuhbla showed up. They said they were waiting for their own 'chanter to show, but he wouldn't for about an hour, so I could group with the four of them in the meantime.<br><br>After killing a Gantru Moktor to warm up, we were getting in the flow when Verci sends a /g:<br><br>[Thu Feb 21 19:55:23 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'named is up! )'<br>[Thu Feb 21 19:55:31 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'think we can take him with full mana?'<br>[Thu Feb 21 19:55:39 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'aye'<br>[Thu Feb 21 19:56:05 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'med up and better haste plz'<br>[Thu Feb 21 19:56:05 2002] You tell your party, 'sorry, *cries* it's my best haste. 50 percent haste tho'<br>[Thu Feb 21 19:56:21 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'k np will do '<br><br>50% haste is all I had, and we hoped it would be enough. We medded up, getting tense since this guy has around 100,000 hit points.<br><br>That's right. one hundred thousand. and we were going to take it, without the benefit of a full group. Their guild name is Lunacy. A perfect fit.<br><br>***the fight begins***<br>[Thu Feb 21 19:58:40 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, '--<( Gantru Dralkenr )>-- is a poopy pants! Neener Neener Neener!'<br><br>It was an awesome fight. The Troll had buffed to 4200 hps and was wailing away, Our pulling monk Verci was pounding him, our shaman was slowing him and dotting him like crazy, and the cleric was complete healing the troll.<br><br>My job? Haste, mind buffs, Keep my hate buff on Hidious, drop love buffs on whoever was doing something particularly nasty at that given point (ex. whenever I saw the cleric start a CH, I love buffed, when i saw the shammie move in for a slow, love buff, neither for a while, love buff to the monk.) That kept the guy locked on our dear Hidious. I also kept my 11-point DS on Hidious, and invigored him and the monk whenever they needed it. And, tashed the mob for easy slows.<br><br>Eventually he died! We defeated it!<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:13:20 2002] You crush Gantru Dralkenr for 1 point of damage.<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:13:21 2002] Taking a screenshot...<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:13:36 2002] You tell your party, 'woot! hit him for a point!'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:13:39 2002] You crush Gantru Dralkenr for 7 points of damage.<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:13:48 2002] You crush Gantru Dralkenr for 1 point of damage.<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:06 2002] You crush Gantru Dralkenr for 4 points of damage.<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:06 2002] Gantru Dralkenr has been slain by Vercingetorix!<br><br>Woot! The monk landed the killing blow, just ahead of me... Woohoo, i landed for 13 points of melee damage! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>We fought this one, lone, single mob, for more than 15 minutes. WOW. I have never fought anything 1/5 as difficult before.<br><br>What kind of loot did he drop?<br><br>Here is the chat:<br><br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:22 2002] --Darlissa has looted a Bracelet of Sense.--<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:27 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'chanter bracer again?'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:27 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'bah ('<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:29 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'hehe'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:29 2002] You tell your party, 'ooo can i see it?'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:30 2002] Darlissa tells the group, 'yeah'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:45 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'that the 15 cha one?'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:47 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'i want bracelet of might or quickness damnit! )'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:49 2002] Legacee tells the guild, 'great'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:51 2002] Darlissa tells the group, 'Grats Imxa'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:55 2002] Darlissa tells the group, 'Imza'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:56 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'grats man '<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:14:59 2002] Kuhbla tells the group, 'Grats Imza'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:15:00 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'gratz'<br><br>The one they gave me had the following stats:<br>12 AC<br>15 WIS<br>6 Save ALL<br><br>Yah. Uber. And sellable. And they just GAVE it to me, because they all thought it was 15CHA, not WIS.<br><br>It took me a bit to realize exactly what had happened, but when i did I said this to them:<br><br>[Thu Feb 21 20:20:06 2002] You tell your party, 'and you know what? i think you have made a terrible mistake, and it PAINS ME GREATLY TO DO THIS, but don't pull after this mob goes down.'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:22:28 2002] You tell your party, 'sigh, darlissa, are you sure the bracelet you gave me was 15 cha?'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:22:52 2002] You tell your party, 'because the one you GAVE me had 15 wis on it.'<br><br>I gave it to the cleric, who won a quick rolloff between her and the shaman. Then, we chatted about the whole affair.<br><br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:07 2002] You tell your party, 'gawd, you know, i thought in the dark place in my mind i would just KEEP it. But, I can't do that. Firstly, i'm an elf,'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:18 2002] You tell your party, 'and secondly, it just wouldn't be right.'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:31 2002] You tell your party, 'so, who wants it?'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:31 2002] Hidious tells the group, 'did the right thing bro'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:34 2002] Darlissa tells the group, 'there is a nice chanter bracelet also'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:36 2002] Kuhbla tells the group, 'darlissa'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:45 2002] Darlissa tells the group, 'nice of you to let us know Imzakhor'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:24:50 2002] Vercingetorix tells the group, 'thanks for being honest imz'<br>[Thu Feb 21 20:25:00 2002] You tell your party, '<Censored by Imzy>, i didn't have to, but i did have to, you know? hehe.'<br><br>I told the guild about this, and I got a few kudos for it, but really it's good for ME to know that underneath all the Imzakhor skins and illusions, is an actual Lightfighter who is trying to make goody goody with everyone within his blast radius.<br><br>In the end, we said our goodbyes, and we will camp there again. a 15cha 12 ac 6sv all bracer drops randomly from that guy as well. Maybe we'll do it again?<br><br>A last note:<br><br>As I left for the night:<br><br>[Fri Feb 22 00:16:23 2002] Hidious says, 'maybe u need a new guild'<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:16:35 2002] Imzakhor ponders the idea.<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:16:50 2002] You say, 'nah. they'd kill me.'<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:17:00 2002] You say, 'they would actually try to shoot me with rifles.'<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:17:05 2002] Vercingetorix says, 'they can't kill you if they can't catch you :P'<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:17:14 2002] You say, 'bullets is fast.'<br><br>Grin! For honor and loot! I mean, light! (obviously, or this whole post is just a big nothin').<br><br><br><br><br>PS: Check out the following exchange:<br><br>[Fri Feb 22 00:21:31 2002] You told Thurbrannd, 'hey i got an all all 12 ac 15 wis 6 sv all bracer today, you want it?'<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:22:00 2002] Thurbrannd tells you, 'shut up?'<br>[Fri Feb 22 00:22:13 2002] Thurbrannd tells you, 'you aren't teasing are you?'<br><br>Yah, I was teasing you. Hehe, the rest is history. 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PROVE IT!"</font></td></tr><tr><td height=12></td></tr><tr><td height=3></td></tr><tr><td><font face='times new roman' size=1 color=white><i>Risen of ashes of Shissar of old,<br>With tales of Silver, of Mithril, of Gold,<br>Of Trolls, of Ogres, of Evil untold,<br>Yet Imzakhor leaves all his enemies cold.</i></font></td></tr><tr><td height=3></td></tr><tr><td align=center><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=black><a href='http://www.mysticallightfighters.com' color=white>The Ubiquitous Lightfighter</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr> <tr><td colspan=2 bgcolor=black align=center><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=red><b>"What's NOT to love?"</b></font></td></tr></table></html></p><i></i>

Re: Conscience 1, Uberloot 0

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2002 11:49 am
by Pyronious Flare
Ye did the right think buddy....and Aye bullets still faster than SOW.<br>Pyro <p></p><i></i>

Re: Conscience 1, Uberloot 0

PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 4:18 pm
by Mothball Wabbithugger
Most stories! I LOVE your writing!<br><br>Mothball <p></p><i></i>

Re: Conscience 1, Uberloot 0

PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:20 pm
by Imzakhor
Those are some sorryass sigs, you two. Looks like you need some OoberImzy Sigtude. Yah? <p><html><body><table border=4 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 bgcolor=white><tr valign=bottom><td colspan=2 bgcolor=black align=center><font face='ms sans serif' size=2 color=red><b>Imzakhor the BattleChanter</b></font></td><tr><td valign=top bgcolor=black><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=43032"><img src='http://www.spads.com/uploads/LizzyImzy.jpg' width=63 height=148 border=0></a><td valign=top><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 background="http://www.spads.com/uploads/ImzyHalfface.jpg"><tr><td><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=white>WarriorMage of Norrath</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=white>Slayer of Tombstones</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=white>Fury from Felwithe</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=white>Elven Mindlord of Faydark</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=red>"I'm not an Iksar? PROVE IT!"</font></td></tr><tr><td height=12></td></tr><tr><td height=3></td></tr><tr><td><font face='times new roman' size=1 color=white><i>Risen of ashes of Shissar of old,<br>With tales of Silver, of Mithril, of Gold,<br>Of Trolls, of Ogres, of Evil untold,<br>Yet Imzakhor leaves all his enemies cold.</i></font></td></tr><tr><td height=3></td></tr><tr><td align=center><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=black><a href='http://www.mysticallightfighters.com' color=white>The Ubiquitous Lightfighter</a></font></td></tr></table></td></tr> <tr><td colspan=2 bgcolor=black align=center><font face='ms sans serif' size=1 color=red><b>"What's NOT to love?"</b></font></td></tr></table></html></p><i></i>