Mounds in "The Quest for Eternal Happiness" -Fun

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Mounds in "The Quest for Eternal Happiness" -Fun

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Mounds Mightymace took a swig of his ale as he looked around the room. Thurgadin was too cold for his liking but hey, they serve good beer. <br>All of a sudden, two people in the bar started fighting. Seems the taller one had pulled the old trick of switching your ale with a shrink potion again. <br>The fight ended abruptly when a good looking female Dark Elf strolled in and sat down on a stool not far from Mounds....<br>He couldn't resist. He had too.<br>"Hey baby, wanna see my epic piece?" <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>*You have been slapped for 497 damage!*<br>*You have been knocked unconcious!*<br><br>Several hours later, Mounds awoke outside the bar, laying in a pile of snow. A good buddy of his, Rannon the Dwarven Warrior of 55 Kegs, was standing beside him. <br><br>"Mounds..", he said, "Did you try another stupid pick-up line?"<br>"No.....", said Mounds.<br>"Dude, you gotta stop doing that. Remember the time you asked that High Elf chick if she wanted Herioc Bondage?"<br>"Hey! I just wanted to buff her! She didn't have to Ice Comet me!", countered Mounds.<br>"Or the time you asked my sister if she liked your hammer?"<br>"It's a nice hammer!"<br>A shrouded figure from not far off said, "Quiet you too! I have something here that you may be interested in."<br>Mounds and Rannon went over the figure and he revealed his face. T'was a gnome.<br>Mounds reached for his hammer, Rannon for his Windblade. This was gonna be sweet. <br>"Any last words there Mr. Gnome?", said Mounds gleefully.<br>"I know where you can find what your looking for!" cried the gnome.<br>"Oh ya? What you got to tell me...", said Mounds, lowering his hammer.<br>"I have a map in my backpack that will take you to a place where eternal happiness exists."<br>Mounds and Rannon looked at each other and looked back at the gnome.<br>"Show us the map,"demanded Rannon.<br>The gnome pulled it out and handed it to him. Rannon began to look it over, Mounds looking over his shoulder. The map lead to a place called The Secret Oasis in Timorous Deep.<br>"Whats this Secret Oasis all about?," asked Mounds.<br>"There you will find the sheek of the harem. Overthrow him, and you shall forever live in happiness."<br>Mounds thought for a sec.<br>"Hey... isn't a harem a place where beautiful women feed you grapes and stuff all day?"<br>"Aye," said the gnome,"but remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder."<br>"Rannon, we must make haste and get to this 'Secret Oasis!'"<br>"Lets roll," said Rannon.<br><br><br>***TO BE CONTINUED*** <p></p><i></i>
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ahh a newcomer to the fireside <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> keep it comin bud <p><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=36384" target="newFlint">Baron Flintrok Ironforge</a><BR>Crusader of Brell<BR>Proud Guild Leader of<BR><a href="http://www.mysticallightfighters.com" target="newMLF">The Mystical Lightfighters</a><BR><BR><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.h ... 7">Trilain, Druid of Tunare</a></p><i></i>
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