Part 2 of Eternal Happiness

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Part 2 of Eternal Happiness

Postby Mounds » Fri Apr 18, 2003 1:11 pm

It rained hard that day in Butcherblock. Two hooded figures walked toward the docks, caught in fatigue's grasp, yet incredibly determined in their strides.<br>They walked up the far right dock and approached the translocator.<br>"I need to travel to Timorous Deep," said the taller figure.<br>The translocator simply stared at him.<br>The man seemed puzzled.<br>"I need to travel to Timorous Deep," he repeated.<br>Again, the translocator did not reply.<br>"PORT ME BISH!"<br>A high elf merchant back on shore cried out, "You idiot! There's two translocators!"<br>Mounds' face grew red with embarrassment. Rannon chuckled to himself gleefully.<br>And so, they journeyed to the other side of the docks and hailed the translocator there. Sure enough, they were in Timorous Deep within minutes.<br><br>"Alright. The map says we gotta swim in this here water, until we come to a circle of stone. Somewhere on that circle, lies a cave. We go through, we get to another circle and go through the cave. There lies eternal happiness," explained Rannon. <br>Mounds spilled his beer as he stood up from fishing.<br>"What are we waiting for man. The sheek of the harem must go."<br>For 3 days and 3 nights, they swam. Around and around they went.<br>"Rannon..... How much further....," Mounds gasped.<br>"I... don't know man... It all kinda looks the same," said Rannon through labored breaths.<br>"I don't know how much more i can take of this...," said Mounds.<br>His muscles were tired and even the thought of what lied before them could not drive him on. He began to sink.<br><br>Mounds burst out of the water with rage burning in his eyes.<br>"......Did the map happen to mention that the cave was underwater?"<br>Rannon burst out of the water a second later, anger filling his voice.<br>"I think we should invest in a Can O' Whoop Ass for a certain gnome." he said.<br>They went through the cave, swam around the second circle until they found the cave again and collapsed on shore out of exhaustion. <br><br>They awoke the next day to a dwarf poking them with a stick.<br>"State your business here gentlemen." he said.<br>"We have come to find the sheek of the harem," stated Mounds.<br>"Hmph.. You have come for me then?" said the shortie.<br>Mounds' eye's cleared up from the sleepiness. It couldn't be... he thought to himself.<br>"Hey... you're-"<br>"Thats right," said the dwarf "Flintrok Ironforge, leader of the Mystical Lightfighters and sheek of the harem."<br>"Hehe, don't worry there Mr. Ironforge. Were not here to make any trouble," said Rannon, eyeing up his opponent. <br>"Ya," said Mounds. "Lets just have a beer."<br>Mounds pulled a few bottles out of his backpack and passed them around. Flintrok took a swig of his beer and faded away!<br>"MOUNDS! That was my last gate potion!", cried Rannon. <br>"Hahaha, where do you figure he's bound?", said Mounds, through tears of laughter.<br>"Who cares! He's gonna be back..."<br>Mounds and Rannon walked up the shore and into a beautiful oasis. Before them lay the clearest pool of water they had ever seen. Palm tree's all around made it picture perfect. A bridge led up to a hut to the left. They made their way up to the bridge and walked inside.<br><br>Mounds could have cried. Rannon couldn't have been more happy. Inside the hut, they came across possibly a dozen bearded dwarven women. Rannon made himself at home. Mounds called upon his sister, Rulyeni.<br>Rulyeni, a druid of 53 seasons, arrived moments later inside the oasis.<br>"Rul, you gotta get me out of here!", said Mounds.<br>"What happened this time, Mounds....",<br>"Ok. It's like this. Outside the bar in Thurg, i met a gnome who said he get us eternal happiness in exchange for us not beating him down. So he gave a map to the Secret Oasis. He says overthrow the sheek of the harem and all will be yours. Well, we came, we saw, we overthrew. And now here i am, surrounded by bearded women."<br>Rulyeni couldn't stop laughing.<br>"Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to hit Plane of Growth to meet the nymphs!"<br>Mounds' eye's widened.<br>"Did you say nymphs?"<br>"Maybe....."<br>"What are we waiting for! I've heard about them! To Wakening Lands!"<br>All of a sudden, the voice of none other than Flintrok Ironforge thundered across the Timorous Deep.<br>"Foolish mortals, how dare you think that you could take my throne in the Secret Oasis!"<br>Mounds and Rannon said in unision "Uh-oh"<br><br>***TO BE CONTINUED***<br><br><br>Side note: Sorry Flintrok, hehe, hope ya don't mind you got featured in there. I promise i won't make you look bad <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src= ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Re: Part 2 of Eternal Happiness

Postby Flintrok » Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:59 pm

Uh oh...i am in for a good one i can see <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src= ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>And i dont even like bearded women <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src= ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><a href="" target="newFlint">Baron Flintrok Ironforge</a><BR>Crusader of Brell<BR>Proud Guild Leader of<BR><a href="" target="newMLF">The Mystical Lightfighters</a><BR><BR><a href="">Trilain, Druid of Tunare</a></p><i></i>

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