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Father of one of my kids

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:51 pm
by Blooddrive
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and he says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with
all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."

PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:33 pm
by Brawll
/Snicker :D