This is why i love nyc.
On the subway this morning, there was a mother with a poorly behaved child. The mother was doing little to control her, but when she finally DID yell at her... it went like this...
"spatula! SPATULA! I have TWOOOO words for you! BE - HAVE."
I nearly fell out of my seat...
yes the child's name was spatula.. apparently. and "behave" is two words...
rock on NY.
I have two words for you!
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I have two words for you!
Shamelessly cut and pasted:
... like a speeding car with jammed door locks, cut brake lines, a dead steering wheel, and air vents that pump nitrous oxide. Everyone is dimly aware the country is heading for the edge of a cliff, but no one can muster the energy to search for alternatives.
CLICK ME
ME TOO!
THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
CLICK ME
ME TOO!
THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!