Mystical Lightfighters

I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
State, City & County Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to
come 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came
into focus. Now I understand what all those
'Service' agencies are doing to us.

I hope you are now as enlightened as I am.

ROFL!!!!!