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Shamelessly Stolen...

Postby Krrak » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:43 pm

from the Beta boards (all credit for this to Kalthanan2 ):

'Twas the night before patch day
And all through the server
QA was testing
With extreme fervor

The servers were quaking
Dreading the big patch
The lead dev was shaking
Looking for an escape hatch

Beta was hushed
With only a few testing
Some were nonplussed
By the trolls with their jesting

Players were waiting
All snug in their beds
Visions of phat loots
Dancing in their heads

Santug said, "Go!"
At ten on the nose
The Server Elves scrambled
On their tiptoes

A few clueless newbs
Tried to log in
But Santug cried out,
"Not yet, you boobs!

The Server Elves will hurry,
Have patience my friends,
But these things take time.
At 8AM PST it ends!"

The elves they did scamper
Back and forth that eve
And one fed the hamsters
Before they did leave.

The servers were ready,
The Elves lay panting
Santug stood steady
And braced for the ranting.

"On Fennin and, Saryrn
Antionius and Firiona,
Now, Cazic and Zek,
Luclin and Maelin!

Mayong and Povar,
Prexus and the Rathe,
Quellious and Druzzil,
Tunare and the Nameless.

Tribunal and Xegony,
Bristlebane and Bertox,
Drinal and Seventh Hammer,
Erollisi and Stromm!

All unlock now
And serve the masses;
Polite roleplayers
And training jack...rabbits.

Login server now,
Let down the gates!
For every patient
Player that waits!

Enjoy the drop rate
And mistuned events
Armor and weapons
Are this patch's presents!"

That jolly fat troll
Was tired from his labor
The quiet in the office
He paused to savor

In his chair he settles
With a hot cup of joe
Briefly, before the hue and cry
And back to work he goes.
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Re: Shamelessly Stolen...

Postby Dominiculus » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:46 pm

That was great :D
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Re: Shamelessly Stolen...

Postby Etrudia » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:10 pm

Hah, that's great!


Sitasha tells the raid, 'Ok today, we will agro first mob in the door and take
it to SE corner, we kill it down, named becomes active I will pull it to MA<TBA>
we start beating on it, adds come all assist to kill the adds then get back on
named, once named is dead I call Mana check, monks ignore and keep pulling...'
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