A Great Wal-Mart Greeter

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A Great Wal-Mart Greeter

Postby Grolits » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:57 pm

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, he's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice!"
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Postby Zenedia » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:07 pm

See??!! It is a good joke when it's not butchered :D
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Postby Ulinki » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:30 am

ROFL
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Postby Pincus » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:53 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!
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