Gonna Be A Bear

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Gonna Be A Bear

Postby Ulinki » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:50 pm

In this life I'm a women. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're expected to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of a walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!
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Postby Pincus » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:48 am

LoL my wife could be a bear too.... :D
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Postby Toag » Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:04 am

i think mine IS a bear...
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Postby Joisya » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:08 pm

I wanna be a bear too :lol:
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Postby Benyen » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:20 pm

what if you're already a bear and don't want to be??? :shock:
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