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This one is for BD

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:21 am
by Carlisa
> A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
>house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's liable to
>break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
>You're going to break something."
> He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
> Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and
>it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting
>away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to
>the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks
>down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big
>brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled
>as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to
>examine everything.
> When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
>knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his
>pen and
> sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes
>and poop goes flying everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
> "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
> He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
>first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"
> You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!