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For those who have kids...esp. little boys

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:35 pm
by Aaidian
>
> And you also find out interesting things when you have sons,
>like..
>
> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000
sq. ft.
> house 4 inches deep.
>
> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them
with
> roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
> crowded restaurant.
>
> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is
not
> strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman
underwear
>and
> a Superman cape It is strong enough, however, if tied to a
paint
> can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is
on.
> When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball
up a
> few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball a
> long way.
>
> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
> baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
> already too late.
>
> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of
it.
>
> 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock
even
> though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the
movies.
>
> 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of
a 4-
> year old Boy.
>
> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
> sentence.
>
> 12.) Super glue is forever.
>
> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
> still can't walk on water.
>
> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
> commercials show they do.
>
> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic
toys
> do not like ovens.
>
> 20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute
response
> time.
>
> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
> earthworms dizzy.
>
> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
> 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
> friends, with or without kids.
>
> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and
brake
>fluid.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:40 pm
by Zzzapp
12.) Super glue is forever.

Im glad this is not true. My mom was working with superglue fixing a chair leg one time, when she discovered a hole in the glue container, when it squirted her in the eye. She can see just fine after lots of water.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:13 am
by Wsaber
> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and
brake
>fluid.


I so wanna try that

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:57 am
by Zelima
CJ = #5 and #7

#5 with a baseball, soccer ball, volleyball....I'm amazed his ceiling fan is still intact...


~zel

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:10 am
by Zenedia
Children and ceiling fans: a dangerous combination.