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Postby Iosobail » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:39 pm

This was too good not to share :P

>Vanilla Pudding Robbery
>
>This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
>appeared in the Little Rock Observer about a bank robbery on Jan 2.
>
>
>Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
>disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
>who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
>were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
>
>The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
>found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding!
>
>As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
>least we'll have a bit to eat."
>
>The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
>vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
>
>They did not find one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
>Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
>Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
>more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
>headline read:
>
>
>ARKANSAS' LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
>
>Send this to anyone you think needs a good laugh...
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Postby Faliniel » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:54 am

OMG!!!

Van Wilder ruined my custard donut love...this one has ruined pudding cups!

OMFG!!!
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