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spaghetti

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:51 pm
by Celenea
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until
the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when
the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife
watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without