5 year old trials

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5 year old trials

Postby Tizgarr » Tue May 01, 2007 2:15 am

I'm in the dog house again (...I watching TV with my wife and son when this commercial comes on dipicting a model in a very small bikini supporting tripple Ds. My son turns to my wife and says..."Mommy, i bet dad wishes you boobs were that big"... I fall out of the chair laughing while she is giving me the evil eye...My wife then tells our son..."those arnt boobs, those are flotation devices in case she fall out of a boat"...A couple days later, we are visiting with our neighbors when my son tells her she cant go in our boat with us...The woman asks why and he says "you might drown, your flotaion devices arnt very big"....I almost chocked i was laughing so hard while my embarrassed wife is trying to explain things ).

Gotta love 5 year olds ). I put this one in his journal, it ranked right up there with waiting for the stork ).

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Postby Ulinki » Tue May 01, 2007 5:12 pm


That is too funny.
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Postby Carlisa » Thu May 03, 2007 7:48 am

Zen knows all about floatation devices. They also make good air bags.

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