3 THINGS TO PONDER TODAY

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3 THINGS TO PONDER TODAY

Postby Blooddrive » Wed May 09, 2007 12:39 pm

3 THINGS TO PONDER TODAY

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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