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Skin Graft

Postby Pincus » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:58 am

Skin Graft

A man and a woman get into a car wreck. Although the husband didn't suffer any major injuries the wife's face was badly burnt. The doctors suggested a skin graft, but since the wife was already to skinny they could not use her skin. So the husband offered to donate some of his, and since the husband was a very hairy man the only place that they could take from the husband was his butt.
The surgery was a huge success and after that everyone that the lady knew would come up to her and tell her how great her sink looked and that they had never seen such a fair complexion.

The wife went up to her husband and asked how she could ever repay him.. He looked at her and said "I have all of the thanks that I need every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek!"

:shock: :twisted: :lol:
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Postby Ulinki » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:22 am

ROFL :lol:
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