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Dating Comebacks

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:37 pm
by Vhaelrun
These are listed as Male to Female but could go either way

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:52 pm
by Faemoss
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

I dont think that one can go either way

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:12 pm
by Vhaelrun
Considering those women that DO get knocked up for child support. yah it could!