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Why a Jeep is Better than a Woman

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:26 pm
by Blooddrive
Why a Jeep is Better than a Woman


You don’t get in trouble for looking at another Jeep’s rack.
You don’t have to apologize to your Jeep for looking at another Jeep.
It’s perfectly fine to take your best friend’s Jeep for a spin.
You don’t have to call your Jeep in the morning.
It doesn’t take long to warm up, and if you don't want to ride long it won't complain.
You can swap with a friend.
The cost of maintenance is much less.
Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.
If you ride it once, it won't look for you nine months later.
It has an odometer, so you can tell how many times it's been around the block.
You don’t have to wine and dine your Jeep.
If you change Jeeps, you don't have to pay alimony.
Jeeps never bug you to have little Jeeps.
You can take your Jeep for a ride during lunch hour.
If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
If your Jeep makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
Jeeps don’t mind if you buy Jeep magazines.
You can have a black Jeep and show it to your parents.
You can kick your Jeep to wake it up.
You can't get diseases from a Jeep you don't know very well.
Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.

And Finally…

All Jeeps are beautiful!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:58 pm
by Borimorg
Still high maintanence though :)

Some things remain the same.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:46 pm
by Toag
hehe bori