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the Purina Diet

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:53 am
by Blooddrive
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and
was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because
I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:15 am
by Forcogar
ROFLMAO... OMG this was funny

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:37 am
by Carlisa
LOL are you copying this from somewhere or did you actually do this hehe.


PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:08 pm
by Ulinki
LOL that is priceless....

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:12 pm
by Blooddrive
no didnt happen to me. but now it will if anyone ever asks me a question like that!