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divorce court

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:26 pm
by Blooddrive
Divorce Court

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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the

custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to

her feetand protested to the judge that since she had brought the children

into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted

custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story,

too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and

replied:

"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi

comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:56 pm
by Senoril
LOL

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:16 pm
by Borimorg
LMAO!