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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:13 am
by Onefop
Received this in my e-mail, thought it very funny. Posted it, and then noticed Ketharyl had already done so.

SORRY!! Ketharyl, :oops:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :oops:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:26 pm
by Kityr
Lol... My wife emailed One a copy I showed her and apparently she didn't tell him where she saw it. :)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:00 pm
by Chitz
Dont worry about the double post onefop, Its more appropriate when a venerable haffling posts something like this anyways :)


PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:02 pm
by Onefop
I love that name!! 'Venerable OneFop' :D