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comparing the diary of a pilot and his girlfriend:

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:57 pm
by Blooddrive
comparing the diary of a pilot and his girlfriend:

Her Diary:

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I
felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
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His Diary:

Made the worst landing of my life today, but at least I got laid.

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:24 pm
by Tizgarr
ROFL

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:13 pm
by Blabberpuss
LORD that is SOOOO right on the money.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:11 pm
by Vhaelrun
And people ask me why I don't get married...
:roll:

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:53 pm
by Blooddrive
coz yer a pilot? :?: