FUCK YEAH CAR DERAIL! U KNO WUT DAT MEENZ!!
Greatest car EVA!!
Marij THC FX34 V20
stock is around 579,561 block(crank[knob]) horsepower(BCKHP) twisting around 9000 foot kilometers(f/km) of torque(even came with a wrench)
of COURSE i totally modded it with the new Grouper 6.92(v.56)Header fuel lines and overdrove the system ratio to about .003 so just double all the first numbers and you are about 1/2(0.5) to where I'm sitting with this baby.
I was going to shave the blast ports but I went full tilt and got the Brazilian. For you non-car types that basically means the horses in horsepower are now rhinos so i am rocking Rhinopower(protip) straight through the wheels and INTO THE TIRES. Yeah thats right.
Some of the other mods
* Added a 256k torque cache so all my torques stay torqued
* replaced the RattleSnack12 core-bore shifter to a full double-fisted tranny(post-op with all the extas)
* molded a new front and rear slip-dip double tip to be hip with the drip(44xvt's to the warp center so it stays within ballast range)
* i disabled the brakes..fuck em
* Roast vegetables at 450º F. for 30 minutes, removing garlic when browned and soft, 10 to 15 minutes. Top eggplant slices with polenta slices and cheese. Squeeze garlic from cloves; mix garlic and beans into tomato mixture. Return both pans to oven and roast 10 minutes longer.
* carved out the center die-cast pig-irons(KLbt.03's) and duel-wielded a spork enticer with bicarbonates (had to import these from Japan) so I get that extra pep through the turns
* green
And, it gets up around 29 MPG...which is way better than the 18 MPG my Explorer got. Going to add blue neons under/inside and put my system in as soon as I buy a new box for the speakers I had in my Explorer. Less room = smaller box needed. Was told it shouldn't change how it sounds. Anyways, peekatures!
