Scotch and Water...

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Scotch and Water...

Postby Pincus » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:46 am

Scotch and Water

An elderly woman goes into a bar and orders a scotch and 7 drops of water. The bartender hesitates for a moment, but fixes the drink.
In a few minutes the old woman calls the bartender and asks for another scotch and 4 drops of water.

The bartender is getting a little suspicious, but fixes the drink and gives it to her.

A little while later, she calls the bartender over and asks for a last drink, but this time a scotch and 2 drops of water.

The bartender can't stand it any longer.

He says, "Lady, I have been doing this job for a long time and I will fix any drink you want. But I have got to ask, why the strange order? I have never seen anything like that before." To which the elderly lady says, "Sonny, at my age, I can hold my liquor, I just can't hold my water."

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