The birds and the bees

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Renanna
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The birds and the bees

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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"
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