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Things that make you think

Postby Numwen » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:32 am

Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?




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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?




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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?




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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?




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What disease did cured ham actually have?




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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?




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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.




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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural




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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?




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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




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Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?




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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? (grin)
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Postby Ulinki » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:27 pm

LOL
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Postby Renanna » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:09 pm

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


The answer is no. :roll:

This was the defense for a guy in VA when I lived there. He had 2 bodies in the back of his hearse transporting them. He used the car pool lane and recieved a ticket for it. The judge didn't agree that the bodies counted and he had to pay the fine.
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