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Postby Zelima » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:02 am

andyg721: i think it was on CNN
andyg721: Condoleeza Rice went to Asia
andyg721: the headline was RICE IN ASIA


<starmantaav> so i just realized yesterday
<starmantaav> i work at a mongolian bbq
<starmantaav> next door to a chinese restaurant
<starmantaav> shouldn't we have a bigass wall between us?


Skuddward: i love wal-mart's footwear department
teddy: "Flip Flops, Buy 2 get 1 free!"


<Klaatu> Man, I don't know why your g/f has sex with you so much. With your micro wang and all.
<Hl1> Psh, it's not the size of the hull. It's the motion of the ocean.
<Klaatu> Aye, but it's mighty hard to cross the Atlantic in a dingy.


<Ich> I've discovered that people on IRC don't get offended or riled up by racism
<Ich> nor politically incorrect jokes
<Ich> nor feminism, nazism,
<Ich> nor goatse, or even tubgirl
<Ich> not even jokes about 9/11 get a rise out of anybody
<Ich> but as soon as I tell somebody that macs are better than PC's, things get ugly
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Postby Zelima » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:21 pm

<Ersan> You're lame.
<xar> haha
<xar> no way
<Ersan> Yeah seriously
<Ersan> I have my handy 'how to spot a lamer' guide
<Ersan> and you've shown 6 out of 7 signs
<xar> Ersan i hope i meet you one day so i can punch you in the face
<Ersan> wow all 7


< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.


<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?



This one made me think of a certain sk:

<NerdyScientist7> Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it?
<bigone> sure
<NerdyScientist7> Here's the question: How stupid are you?
<bigone> what do u mean
<NerdyScientist7> Thanks for your input.


~zel
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