The Mommy Test

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The Mommy Test

Postby Mackia » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:53 pm

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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Postby Ulinki » Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:15 pm

LOL

that is cute :D
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Postby Plumppoopsie » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:44 pm

Sad thing is her daughter is in her 20s or 30s
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