Diagnoses ....

This is the place for all those funny jokes, links, and general tomfoolery! [Public]

Moderator: BatMonk

Diagnoses ....

Postby Grolits » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:11 pm

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so.. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him:
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what i! t is?"
The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong."
Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong.
So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong."
Grolits
 
Posts: 1684
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:24 pm

Postby Pincus » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:57 am

That is just wrong. :lol:
Pincus MacBolvine (Semi-Retired??? Total n00b after 6+ years off... hehe)
Pincus
 
Posts: 126
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:47 am
Location: The Boon Docks, Central NY

Postby Faewynd » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Being in the medical field, that is to funny!
Faewynd
 
Posts: 195
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:22 pm
Location: Dayton, Ohio


Return to Funnies

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron