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The Bus Ride

Postby Grolits » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:40 am

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again, he man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 Years
old)what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins Are
Coming' and I grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"
I lost it!!

"CASE DISMISSED!!"Now keep that smile on your face!!!
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