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The happiest couple

Postby Renanna » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:46 am

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, "What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
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Postby Pincus » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:06 am

:lol: Sounds like something my dad might have said !
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Postby Kuwe » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:25 am

LOL. That was good. Thank you for this one.
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