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Onefop
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Dear Abby

Post by Onefop »

Why men are rarely published in Dear Abby:


Dear Abby:

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind the Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Post by Ulinki »

ROFL, priceless
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Darkenr
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Post by Darkenr »

I posted this one last week already hehe, still funny tho =P
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hehe

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I passed this around at work when it was posted last week...everyone really enjoyed it
Darkenr
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Re: hehe

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Aaidian wrote:I passed this around at work when it was posted last week...everyone really enjoyed it
lol nice .. my boss actually sent this to everyone in my area at work
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Post by Forcogar »

lol shows whats more important :P
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