Water Vs Alcohol

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Water Vs Alcohol

Postby Fluellen » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:45 pm

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia
Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for
you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it !!
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Postby Renanna » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:30 pm

/Waits for Flue to take the first shot.
I will take 2 shots for every one you do Flue. :twisted:
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Postby Ookey » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:44 pm

Hooray for alcohol!
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Postby Fluellen » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:10 pm

Thats mean Ren i would still be on the floor after 2 :)
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Postby Chitz » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:39 pm

Is that why Hester's been summoning so much drink lately?
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Postby Fluellen » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:22 pm

Yeah i think hes lookin to get me toasted... either that or raise my AT :)
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Postby Borimorg » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:38 pm

Whew, I'm safe.

I don't drink alcohol or water :P
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