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funny "old" ones

Postby Blooddrive » Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:51 pm

Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?

A: "I remember these!"
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Postby Ulinki » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:04 pm

ROFL
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Postby Feemee » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:20 am

I think "Q:" is code for "Blooddrive:" and "A:" is code for "Onefop:" and this is just the transcript of an interview BD had with him earlier today.
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Postby Onefop » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:14 pm

Ouch!!! I have perfect recall!

It might take little longer than normal.

I remember 1964 as tho it was yesterday.

Yesterday is a littly fuzzy>
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