Water Vs Alcohol

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Water Vs Alcohol

Post by Fluellen »

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia
Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for
you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it !!
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Post by Renanna »

/Waits for Flue to take the first shot.
I will take 2 shots for every one you do Flue. :twisted:
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Post by Ookey »

Hooray for alcohol!
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Post by Fluellen »

Thats mean Ren i would still be on the floor after 2 :)
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Post by Chitz »

Is that why Hester's been summoning so much drink lately?
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Post by Fluellen »

Yeah i think hes lookin to get me toasted... either that or raise my AT :)
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Post by Borimorg »

Whew, I'm safe.

I don't drink alcohol or water :P
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