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Postby Blooddrive » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:46 pm

A rabbi, a priest and a minister have their houses of worship
side by side, so they decide to carpool.

On the first day, the other two are shocked to see the pastor
lay hands on the hood and pray silently.

"What are you doing?" the priest asks.

The pastor looks up. "I'm just dedicating the car to the
Lord's service."

"Good idea! Be right back!" the priest exclaims, running into
his church. He emerges with a bulb on a short stick, shaking
water out of it onto the car.

The rabbi stares. "What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm consecrating it with holy water," the priest replies.

"Great idea!" the rabbi says, and runs into his synagogue's
tool shed. He emerges with a hacksaw and takes off an inch
of the tailpipe.
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Postby Senoril » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:18 am

LOL!
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