a redneck an his dawg

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a redneck an his dawg

Postby Blooddrive » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:42 am

Redneck's Dog


On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the
dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his.

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool kawse I got 'ER tied
unner the shade tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be

"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse
I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I always
wanted a police dog!"
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