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the ring

Postby Blooddrive » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:18 pm

No matter how you figure this... this guy's got real trouble.

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found
the Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
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Postby Corlenee » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:29 am

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Postby Curehart » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:14 pm

I,m gonna go with number 3 as the worst, that poor poor under achiever
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- IBM chairman Thomas Watson, 1943

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
-- Ken Olson, founder, chairman & president of DEC, 1977
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Postby Tizgarr » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:32 pm

You forgot the fourth bad thing BD....4) sleeping so soundly the GF can get the ring on....Wonder if the guy would go camping with you BD )..

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