comparing the diary of a pilot and his girlfriend:

This is the place for all those funny jokes, links, and general tomfoolery! [Public]

Moderator: BatMonk

comparing the diary of a pilot and his girlfriend:

Postby Blooddrive » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:57 pm

comparing the diary of a pilot and his girlfriend:

Her Diary:

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I
felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
.
.
.
His Diary:

Made the worst landing of my life today, but at least I got laid.
Blooddrive RunsFromHeals
90th Holy Defender of Mystical Lightfighters

wherever there is fire,
i will bring gasoline!
User avatar
Blooddrive
 
Posts: 534
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:23 pm
Location: evergreen, colorado

Postby Tizgarr » Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:24 pm

ROFL
Tizgarr
 
Posts: 135
Joined: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:11 am

Postby Blabberpuss » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:13 pm

LORD that is SOOOO right on the money.
... like a speeding car with jammed door locks, cut brake lines, a dead steering wheel, and air vents that pump nitrous oxide. Everyone is dimly aware the country is heading for the edge of a cliff, but no one can muster the energy to search for alternatives.
CLICK ME
ME TOO!
THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
User avatar
Blabberpuss
 
Posts: 669
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:50 pm

Postby Vhaelrun » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:11 pm

And people ask me why I don't get married...
:roll:
Image
User avatar
Vhaelrun
 
Posts: 384
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:29 pm

Postby Blooddrive » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:53 pm

coz yer a pilot? :?:
Blooddrive RunsFromHeals
90th Holy Defender of Mystical Lightfighters

wherever there is fire,
i will bring gasoline!
User avatar
Blooddrive
 
Posts: 534
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:23 pm
Location: evergreen, colorado


Return to Funnies

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

cron