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Postby Blooddrive » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:33 pm

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl
in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so
frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me
have sex with you.'

The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend,
She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him
for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get
his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's
call . Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
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Re: quick sex

Postby Euan » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:24 pm

Good one Eddie.
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