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getting your affairs in order

Postby Blooddrive » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:36 pm

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer and you had best put your
affairs in order."

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into
the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter,
we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do
not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually
approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to
what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
"I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the
woman their condolences.

After the friends had left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you
just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
father after I'm gone."
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