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Postby Blooddrive » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:20 pm

Texas Women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Idaho and
had told her that she was going to do dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois He
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was
a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas . He told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and
hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day some of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
eat and load the dishwasher.
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Re: weemens!

Postby Dekayd » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:35 am

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(Insert witty saying here.)

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"Mondays we play Bingo. Tuesdays are reserved for rare coin and stamp collecting. On Wednesdays most of the team goes out to the vineyards for wine tasting. Thursdays we hit the beach. Fridays we take off to get an early start on the weekend, to relax and recuperate before we start the whole process over again the following week."
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