The Hillbilly Vasectomy

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The Hillbilly Vasectomy

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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a West Virginia couple decided that
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he
and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in West Virginia) light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The West Virginian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, Alabama, and
Pennsylvania.
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