two guys talking on a golf course

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two guys talking on a golf course

Postby Toag » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:11 pm

Loraly's joke reminded me of this one...

Two guys are playing a round of golf one day. The round is going pretty well until they get stuck behind these two ladies playing slowly in front of them.

After a while one of the guys decides to ask the ladies if his group could play through. He gets about halfway up to the green where the ladies are putting out, and he turns around and comes back to the tee.

“I can’t talk to them, one is my wife the other is my mistress” he says to his friends.

The other guys decides to walk up, about half way he turns around heads back to the tee and says:

“Small world, huh”
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Re: two guys talking on a golf course

Postby Zelima » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:49 pm

where the ladies are putting out


I had to look twice there...of course I thought the two ladies were put-ting out instead of putt-ing out...

Does that make me bad?



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Re: two guys talking on a golf course

Postby Aaidian » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:07 pm

/rofl
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Re: two guys talking on a golf course

Postby Ketharyl » Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:37 pm

Yes Zeli, but that's why we love you. :p
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