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What Do You!?

Postby Onefop » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:40 pm

What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?

The position of the dirt bag



Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.



What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?


Doughnuts


Why is air a lot like sex?


Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


What do you call a smart blonde?


A golden retriever.


What do attorneys use for birth control?


Their personalities.


What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?


10 years and 45 lbs


What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes


What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife


Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.



What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?


After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?


'Are you sure it's mine?'


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?


Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
blonde baby?

They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment


What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?


A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.


How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?


Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ..' -
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
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Re: What Do You!?

Postby Cutsu » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:20 am

lol... those are funny.... rofl
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Re: What Do You!?

Postby Blabberpuss » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:59 am

HOLY Crap, those will HAVE to run thru my printer and make it to work!
... like a speeding car with jammed door locks, cut brake lines, a dead steering wheel, and air vents that pump nitrous oxide. Everyone is dimly aware the country is heading for the edge of a cliff, but no one can muster the energy to search for alternatives.
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Re: What Do You!?

Postby Malegolas » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:01 pm

OMG One those were great. I lol'd multiple times.

Onefop wrote:What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


You gonna take that Feemee?
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