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Talking Italian

Postby Onefop » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:53 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
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Re: Talking Italian

Postby Cutsu » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:33 pm

ROFL... i read this joke about 3 months ago.... and i couldn't find it or tell it right after that.... thanks for posting it... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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