Fly .s

This is the place for all those funny jokes, links, and general tomfoolery! [Public]

Moderator: BatMonk

Fly .s

Postby Onefop » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:54 am

A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER
WALKEDUP TO HIM AND SAID, 'YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN'.

NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.

WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, 'YOUR FLY IS OPEN.'
HE ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING..

AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE THE LADY WAS THAT
TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS 'BARRACKS DOOR.' HE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN
WITH HER.

SO WHEN HE REACHED THE COUNTER HE SAID, 'WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS
DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?'

THE LADY (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN THE MAN) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID,
NO I DIDN'T..

ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN SITTING ON A COUPLE OF OLD
DUFFEL BAGS'
Onefop
 
Posts: 381
Joined: Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:17 am

Return to Funnies

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron