Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew

This is the place for all those funny jokes, links, and general tomfoolery! [Public]

Moderator: BatMonk

Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew

Postby BatMonk » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:57 pm

NASCAR NEWS:

NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new "Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers.

The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds -- even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery.

The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
Image

If I trained you, I blame you...for being there!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Johnson/1499646764
User avatar
BatMonk
 
Posts: 1124
Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:37 pm
Location: Broken Arrow, OK

Re: Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew

Postby Sidara » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:32 pm

wtf this isn't true is it?
Image

Originally Posted by wudedormTunare
There are many ways to be a war just cause you feel it works for you does not make it the "only way"...
User avatar
Sidara
 
Posts: 502
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:57 pm
Location: Montgomery,AL

Re: Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew

Postby Widdal » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:58 pm

/facepalm ^
Image

Image
User avatar
Widdal
 
Posts: 453
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:49 pm
Location: BC Canada


Return to Funnies

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron