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The Why's of Men

Postby Annij » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:40 pm

Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius) ----------------------------------------------

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) -----------------------------------------------

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) -----------------------------------------------

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ----------------------------------------------- (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) -----------------------------------------------

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) ----------------------------------------------

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) -----------------------------------------------

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ----------------------------------------------- ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) -----------------------------------------------

And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) -----------------------------------------------

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ' And they say blondes are dumb... ---------------------------------------------

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. -----------------------------------------------

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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Of course, this doesnt apply to any of the fellas in this guild......
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Re: The Why's of Men

Postby Annissa » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:12 pm

haha Annij. funny :D
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